## I Ate The Neighbor's Pizza *"Here is a good example of how cutting takes mental fortitude. In this case, you failed miserably."* **5-10-25** *Hey,* *I’m so sorry about your pizza. When it showed up at our door, I genuinely thought it was a mistaken delivery—and after calling Domino’s to report it, they told me that it was policy to put the order through again, she told me to toss it or enjoy it. I even told her, "Oh no, I don't eat pizza" just to reinforce to my subconscious that I was not to have any pizza.* *It felt like a long time had passed and nobody had come by, so I went out to grab it to "throw it away" but I have been cutting calories all week and I haven't had their brownie things in forever and the smell, and I just failed.* *When you knocked, I was in sweatpants with no shirt, literally eating your pizza, and when I saw you at the door on our camera I was like you gotta be fucking kidding me and I didn't have the guts to face you in that moment. I haven't felt shame like that in a very long time. Again, I am so freaking sorry. I am mortally embarrassed and my wife is embarrassed with my actions too.* *I owe you dinner—please let me treat you with a gift card or your next meal on me. Totally my bad, and I hope we can laugh about this one day. Please send me your email.* *—David* #### "Now Why Did I Do That?" I was weak. I was cutting and let's just say I was on another level...I was not right in the head at the time. My whole body got hot when I looked at the camera and it was my neighbor who I met but totally forgot her name. So I ran upstairs to hide in the bathroom (just like her, haha) #### Crime Scene Photo ![[crimescenepizza.jpg]]