[[davidsbrainapk|←Back to davidsbrainapk.com]] <!-- GYMS ARE WACK --> <div class="hero"> <h1>You Don't Need The Gym.</h1> <p class="sub"> You don’t need a public gym to evolve. No hype. No theatrics. No ego bullshit. <br>Just movement, music, stillness, and a lean, capable body you build in private. </p> <div class="cta"> <a class="ghost-btn ghost-accent internal-link" href="ijgl/manifesto" data-href="ijgl/manifesto">Opt Out of Gym Culture</a> <a class="ghost-btn internal-link" href="ijgl/about" data-href="ijgl/about">What This Is</a> </div> </div> <hr class="divider"> <!-- VIBE --> <section class="section"> <h2>The Vibe</h2> <p> IJGL was built for the ones who train alone — the introverts, the misfits, the late-night lifters in bedrooms, basements, garages, and shadow corners. You don’t need gym buddies, clout, or crowds. You need space, focus, rhythm, and time to hear yourself think. This isn’t a brand. It’s the alternative to fitness culture. </p> </section> <!-- IS / ISN'T --> <section class="section"> <div class="grid"> <div> <h3>What This Is</h3> <ul> <li>Shadow training</li> <li>Skill and control</li> <li>Natural physique</li> <li>Discipline over motivation</li> <li>Music as ritual</li> <li>Aesthetic without clout</li> </ul> </div> <div> <h3>What This Isn’t</h3> <ul> <li>Influencer workouts</li> <li>Chicken-and-Tupperware diets</li> <li>Gym theatrics</li> <li>Tripod forests &amp; ring-light selfie zones</li> <li>Macro cults</li> <li>Loud-guy energy</li> </ul> </div> </div> </section> <!-- PHYSIQUE --> <section class="section"> <h2>The Physique You Actually Want</h2> <p> You don’t need to bulk, starve, or gaslight yourself into misery. A lean, capable, attractive physique doesn’t require obsession — just self-respect, patience, movement, and food that isn’t prison. </p> <blockquote class="quote"> <strong>Strong enough to fight.</strong><br> <strong>Lean enough to fuck.</strong><br> <strong>Calm enough to sleep.</strong> </blockquote> <p class="small"> That’s the standard. </p> </section> <!-- TRAINING --> <section class="section"> <h2>Training in Solitude</h2> <p> Some people need a crowd to work out. You don’t. You train in jeans, low light, or a hoodie with headphones on. You build in garages, bedrooms, and quiet rooms where no one interrupts your rhythm. </p> <ul> <li>Calisthenics. Skill days. Flow days. Music-led sessions.</li> <li>Not lazy — <em>listened to</em>. Not unstructured — <em>unshackled</em>.</li> <li>Movement is therapy when no one’s watching.</li> </ul> </section> <!-- FOOD --> <section class="section"> <h2>Food Without Misery</h2> <p> Carne asada and eggs over three-day-old tilapia. Fasting for clarity — not punishment. Glycogen manipulation over diet cults. Real food. Real hunger. Real satisfaction. Eat like a human, not a lab rat with a glass meal-prep container. </p> </section> <!-- IF THIS IS YOU --> <section class="section"> <h2>If This Sounds Like You…</h2> <ul> <li>You train alone and prefer it that way.</li> <li>You hate gym culture but love movement.</li> <li>You admire aesthetics but reject clout fitness.</li> <li>You respect discipline more than loud effort.</li> <li>You’d rather build in the shadows than flex in the light.</li> <li>You want a body you <em>earned</em>, not one you perform with.</li> </ul> </section> <!-- MID ANCHOR: PHILOSOPHY --> <div class="section"> <h2>My Philosophy</h2> <p> Simple &gt; complicated. One lever at a time. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. <br>Build healthy habits one step at a time, not all at once. </p> <div class="cta"> <a class="ghost-btn ghost-accent internal-link" href="ijgl/philosophy" data-href="ijgl/philosophy">Alt Gym Culture</a> <a class="ghost-btn internal-link" href="ijgl/the order of things/00 The Order of Things" data-href="ijgl/the order of things/00 The Order of Things">The Order of Things</a> </div> </div> <!-- CLOSER --> <section class="closer"> <p>You don’t need permission to build in the dark. You just need a place that doesn’t talk over you.</p> <p class="tag">"Yeaaahh... But It’s Just Good Lighting In Here."</p> </section> <!-- CHOOSE YOUR PATH --> <section class="section" aria-labelledby="choose-path"> <h2 id="choose-path">Choose Your Path</h2> <p class="sub">Autonomy first. Support on standby.</p> <div class="cta" role="group" aria-label="Resources or Coaching"> <a class="ghost-btn internal-link" href="ijgl/help yourself" data-href="ijgl/help yourself"> Help Yourself </a> <span class="muted" aria-hidden="true">or</span> <a class="ghost-btn internal-link" href="ijgl/apply" data-href="ijgl/apply"> Lemme Help You </a> </div> </section>