## 🍰 Goooodies I am so sick of everyone but me eating goooodies n' stuff all the time...this is our shameless goody page...Sometimes a cheat day is good for your soul...to reset things... Cheat days should only be occasions to celebrate your hard work and effort...not for any reason at all like, tired from work, I deserve this for no apparent reason, I had a long day etc. Cheat days are sacred. Only fit can you enjoy a cheat day with absolutely zero guilt. It is a reward for when you work hard, not for when you don't...that being said... ***"Before you proceed, take a moment...remember last time...was it worth it, was it worth the bloat, bowel shock, or even just worth it in general? You are welcome."*** ....we understand...but we want it...we want the precious....we would like to proceed... RELAPSE IN...3...2...1... ___ *These foods you only have once in a while when you go out or feel like binging on some muddafuggin' carbs...for goodness sake...let's eat some cake...* ___ #### Dominos Remember that time you ate the neighbor's pizza in the bathroom while you watched her knock on the front door camera...cutting hard makes you irrational...this was so good on a cut...lawd have mercy...to be fair dominos said, "Keep it we are sending them a new order anyway." #pizza #cookie #brownie #cheatday ![[crimescenepizza.jpg]] ___ #### Street Coffee & Bagels A bagel (sometimes two) and a white coffee...so good...that chewy—ness though will make you crazy...then washing it down with the white coffee...party in my mouth... #cheatday #carbs #coffee ![[coffeebagel.jpg]] ___ #### Catalog These Next Time - McDonald's - Conto's - The penne with chicken breast added to it...gawd damn. - Panda Express - You are gonna be sticky afterward and will need to shower - Chicken Teriyaki with a Side of Gyoza - You will also need a shower after this... - Tubs and Subs - The "California" sub—The roof of your mouth will need adequate recovery time after this if you don't eat slowly... - Carne Asada - With the carbs though buh-ro...arroz, frijoles, tortillas all that stuff... - Potato Chips - Not the healthy kind... - Daniel's Broiler - Ahi Tuna - Steak strips - The lobster mac and cheese